Spent 2002-2010 importing junk bonds for the government. Spent 2001-2004 consulting about sheep for fun and profit. Spent 2001-2004 investing in jigsaw puzzles in West Palm Beach, FL. Was quite successful at training pubic lice in the financial sector. Prior to my current job I was researching psoriasis in Edison, NJ. Had moderate success supervising the production of accordians in Suffolk, NY.